Here's your hilarious joke:

American, German and Bosnian guys compete... American, German and Bosnian guys compete who will fart out a wine bottle cap the furthest. American goes first, eats 1 bowl of beans and farts out the cap 5 feet. German goes next, eats a cauldron full of beans and farts the cap 17 meters. Bosnian goes last, eats 1 bean and farts. They couldn't find the cap and they give up. The next day on the news: "An UFO size of a wine bottle cap hits and kills a Japanese civilian!"

"Ulrika Dale" Permalink