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First Date A Man and a Woman are on their first date …. Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: Three six packs Lady: How much per six pack? Man: About $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So, one six pack costs $10.00, and you have three six packs a day, which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 -- correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in one year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 -- correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drunk that beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account; and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?