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Famous quotes... One Friday morning, a teacher telss her students, "I'm gonna give you a famous quote, and whoever can tell me who is famous for the quote can take the rest of the day off...first quote: 'If I want to be the father of my country, I cannot tell a lie...I chopped down the cherry tree'." Little Suzie raises her hand and says, "That was George Washington!" The teacher says, "Very good, Suzie. You can pack your books and leave early...see you Monday morning." Then she says, "Second quote: 'I have a dream'." Little black Sambo raises his hand and says, Ooh...I know...I know!" The teacher says, "Okay, Sam...who was it?" Sambo says, "That was Martin Luther King Jr!" The teacher says, "Very good, Sam. You can pack your books and go home early, we'll see you Monday." Little Sambo says, Oh, no, I wanna stay and learn more!" Little naughty Johnny, in the back of the class mumbled, "Stupid fuckin' nigger!" The teacher heard and barked, "Who said that?" Naughty Johnny raises his hand and says, "Mark Fuhrman...see ya Monday!"