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Guess What Happens When Ur WIFE Gets ROMANTIC While U Taking a Poop ? A Wife, being the Romantic Sort, sent her Husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your Dreams. If you are laughing, send me your Smile. If you are eating, send me a Bite. If you are Drinking, send me a Sip. If you are Crying, send me your Tears. I LOVE YOU!" The Husband, Typically Unromantic, Replied, "I am in the Toilet. Please advise..".

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