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Here's your hilarious joke:

So this general contractor... Is working on the 5th floor of a new apartment complex, he takes a measurement then goes to his tools for his handsaw, only to see that it wasn't with his stuff. After looking around the floor a bit he steps onto the half-built balcony to look down at his truck. Lo and behold, his handsaw is sitting right on his bumper. He's about to walk downstairs to get it when he sees his apprentice approaching the truck. The boss yells and gets his attention, but the apprentice can't seem to make out what he's saying through the distance and all the sounds of construction. The boss thinks for a second and starts motioning with his hands: first he points to his eye... "I" Then he points to his knee..."need" Then he points at himself and makes a sawing motion with his hand..."my saw" The apprentice considers for a second, unzips his pants and starts masturbating furiously. The contractor can't believe his eyes, and stares for 5...10...15 seconds then gets fed up, cursing his whole way down the stairs. When he finally gets to his truck, the apprentice is still there tugging away. "WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I SAID I NEEDED MY SAW" fumes the boss "I know" replied the kid... "I said I was coming"