Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy texts his neighbor. Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess that I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again. The man, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife. Moments later the guy gets a second text: Damn, I really should use spell check! That should be "wifi"... Sorry!

"Crystie Leanor" Permalink