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Match at a gas station On his first day working at the gas station, John watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" John said as a joke. "It would go out," the co-worker replied in a very factual manner. "Really?" John asked, surprised to hear that. "Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?" "No, the force from the explosion would blow out the match." From: http://www.jokelabs.com/2012/06/1563-match-in-gas-station.html

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