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Here's your hilarious joke:

Soup of the Day A man orders the soup of the day at a restaurant. The waiter tells him that he is sorry, but they are all out. The customer sitting at the next table had just ordered the last bit. After finishing his meal, the man notices that the customer who ordered the last of the soup had not eaten any. So he asks that customer, "Are you going to eat that?" The customer says no. So the man eats the other customer's soup. When he gets to the bottom, he sees hair in the dish. Grossed out, he throws up all of the soup he just ate back into the bowl. "That's exactly what I did when I saw the hair," the other customer says.