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A teenage girl informs her parents that she hasn't menstruated in two months Her parents are shocked and furious. Her mother is crying, her father swears to kill the pig who did this to her. He bids her daughter to call that sonuvabitch at once. So the girl calls her boyfriend, they talk for a few minutes, then she hangs up. After half an hour, an amazing Porsche stops in front of the house. An elderly chap gets out of the car in a very expensive suit and enters the house. He joins the family in the living room with a confident and firm face. 'I hear from your daughter what's happened. Unfortunately, because of family reasons, I can't marry her, but I can offer you a deal instead. If she gives birth to a girl, our daughter will get three businesses, two houses, a villa on the beach and $1,000,000 per year. If it's a boy, he'll get two multinational companies of mine, and $1,000,000 per year as well. In case it's twins, they'll both get a multinational company and $500,000 per year each. Now, in case your daughter should miscarry...' The father, taking advantage of a short pause, shouts: 'Then you'll screw her again!'