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A professor has a leaky sink A math professor has a leaky sink, and calls a plumber to fix it. The plumber fixes the sink quickly, but discovers a few other problems which also need to be fixed. The plumber is done after about 2 hours, and gives the professor the bill. The professor realizes that the plumber gets paid much more than he does. Having watched the plumber fixing the pipes, he thought it didn't look to difficult and that becoming a plumber might earn more money than being a professor. "I'm sorry to bother you, but is your employer hiring?" Asked the professor. "Yes, they are," replied the plumber, "but there is one thing you must know before you apply." "And what might that be?" "They don't like educated people very much, so if you want to get the job you will need to lie and say you only have a 6th grade education." The professor followed his advice, and got a job as a plumber. He quit his job at the University. Everything went well for him, and he had worked as a plumber for 6 months when the company decided that all their plumbers should have at least a 7th grade education. They were enrolled in night classes. On the first day, everything went well. Being an educated person, the professor already knew all the curriculum, but he made sure to put in a wrong answer here and there so nobody would find out. On the second day, everything went smoothly as well, until the instructor asked the professor for the formula for the area of a circle. As he walked to the front of the room, his mind went totally blank. He could not remember the formula, no matter how hard he tried. He frantically wrote equations and formulas on the blackboard, trying to find the formula he needed. He found something after several minutes of frantic scribbling, but alas, it was incorrect. He felt defeated, knowing his secret would be revealed and he hadn't even gotten the question right. The plumbers quietly talked among themselves. The professor thought about what insults they might be coming up with, and what would happen to him now that they knew he was educated. They talked for a minute, before, apparently at a conclusion, one plumber stood up. The professor steeled himself for an insult, as the plumber began to speak: "Try reversing the bounds on the integral"