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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two veterinarians are walking through the woods... Two veterinarians are walking through the woods. The first vet states that he is the best vet in the world, and the second vet disagrees. The argument goes on for about 5 minutes when they stop at an old oak tree with an owl sitting on a branch. The first vet says, "To prove it, I bet I can perform a tonsillectomy on that owl without waking it up." The second doctor takes on his bet, thinking he is full of it, but astonishingly, the first vet performs a flawless surgery without the owl waking up. Obviously the second vet needs to show him up and he exclaims, "I bet I can neuter it without it waking up!" The first vet insists that it is impossible, but the second vet gives it hell anyway. Against all odds, the second vet performs the surgery just as well as the first vet. They settle their feud and both agree that they are the best veterinarians in the world. A few days later two owls are flying over the same old oak tree and the first owl says, "Hey that looks like a great place to land for the night, whaddya think?" The second owl says, "Hell no! Last time I landed there I woke up and I couldn't hoot worth a fuck, or fuck worth a hoot!"