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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man and his wife are fighting about his drinking problem. His wife tells him if he goes to the bar and gets drunk she will consider getting a divorce. Like most men, he goes to the bar anyway. After a night of drinking he pays the tab and turns around to head home. After one step he falls flat on his face. He thinks to himself "wow I am drunk, I can't even walk!". So he uses the barstool he was sitting on to help himself up and takes three steps towards the door before falling once again. He crawls to the door, stands up, walks out the door, then falls on his face again. The man decides that it would be best to call a cab to take him home. He eventually gets home and crawls into his house, up the stairs, and eventually his bed. His wife angrily walks in the bedroom and says "I know you were at the bar tonight." The man says "no, no I wasn't." The wife says I know you were at the bar don't lie to me. The man says he wouldn't and that he promises he wasn't at the bar. The wife replies, "the bar called you forgot your wheelchair".