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Talking Dog for Sale A man was driving on the outskirts of town when he saw a sign that said "Talking Dog for Sale, Next Exit" The man was really excited so he drove up to the house where a farmer was sitting on the porch. "Is the talking dog here?" he asked the farmer. "Yeah he's in the back" the farmer replied. The man walked to the back and found a large bloodhound laying near a tree. "Do you talk?!" The man asked. "Yup" said the dog. "Wow! No way! How long have you been able to talk?" "For as long as I can remember. Once people found out the government took me in and made me a spy dog. I did a lot of spy work over seas." "No freaking way!" The man was astounded. "Yeah then my hurt my hip while I was in Europe, so I had to come home. Then I did some part time work at a law firm while I went to college at Georgetown. After that I worked for a while, and now I'm pretty much retired." "Woah! You have a degree! This is so cool! I'll be right back" The man couldn't contain his excitement. He ran to the farmer and opened up his checkbook. "How much for the dog?" the man asked the farmer. "Meh. 10 bucks." "Wait, that's it? Only ten dollars? Why?" "Because he's a fucking liar he didn't do any of that shit."
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