Here's your hilarious joke:

Why do you ask? A young Native American boy goes up to the chief of his tribe and asks "Chief, how did we get our names?" The Chief looked at the boy and said "Oh, that's simple. All parents in our tribe named their children after something that was occurring during their birth. For example, Snowflake was born during a great blizzard. Ember was born during a raging wildfire. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

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