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Here's your hilarious joke:

Got any grapes? A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies: "I have no grapes, that's silly. Be on your way duck." The duck retreats but decides to come back the next day. "Got any grapes?" The duck asks a second time. The bartender is now somewhat annoyed and replies: "Get out of here duck, I don't have any grapes! If you ask me again I'm going to nail your bill to the bar." The duck, not one to be disheartened, leaves again but decides to return the following day. The duck returns to the bar, approaches the bartender, and asks: "Got any nails?" The bartender is nearly furious at this point and looks back at the duck, replying: "Why the hell don't you understand that I don't have any of these things? Go somewhere else duck and leave me alone." The duck looks right back at the bartender and asks: "Got any grapes?"