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Here's your hilarious joke:

Duck waddles into a bar... Bartender looks over as the duck flies to the top of a bar stool, says, "What can I get you?" Duck says "You got any grapes?" Bartender - "What does this look like? A Farmer's Market? It's a bar! Order a drink!" Duck - "OK! I'll have a beer". Bartender pours a beer, duck guzzles it, waddles out. Next day, duck waddles in, sits at the bar, says "You got any grapes?" Bartender - "I told you yesterday, Bub, no grapes!! You want a drink or what?" Duck orders a beer, guzzles it and leaves. Next day - same thing. This time, the bartender explodes..."Listen you stupid ass duck! If you waddle into my bar again and ask me for grapes one more time I am going to hammer your bill to that bar stool and let people sit on you! Now... do you want a drink or not?!!?" Duck asks for a beer, gets it, guzzles it, leaves. Next day.... duck waddles in and sits in his usual seat. Bartender looks at him suspiciously with a raised eye brow. Duck - "You got any nails?" Bartender is confused - "Uh... no...?" Duck - "Good! Got any grapes?"