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A Jewish military man from Israel told me this joke. Deep in the desert. Mehmet, an Arabic fighter (Or militant, if you will) with an AK47 handgun is chasing a lone Israeli soldier, let's call him Mosche. Mehmet closes on Mosche and starts firing at him but misses. The chase continues, there is quite a lot of firing from Mehmet and quite a lot of bullet dodging from Mosche. At one point Mehmet tries to fire again only to realise he's out of ammunition. Mosche turns to Mehmet triumphantly, looks him squarely in the eye, and says: "I got some bullets in the bag. Wanna buy?"
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