Here's your hilarious joke:

A marine hero gets back home and the president grants him one wish for his effort The president said that he would fulfill any wish the hero marine asked for. "I want 50$ for every inch from the tip of my penis to my balls"- said the marine. The president, a bit surprised, accepted. They started measuring him and saw that he has no balls. "Where are your balls?"- they asked. "In Afghanistan."

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