Here's your hilarious joke:

Pinocchio is walking down the street... ...and he runs into a wizard, who says, "Hey, Pinocchio, give me five bucks and I'll turn you into a real boy." "What's the catch?" Pinocchio asks suspiciously. "No catch," the wizard replies, "Just give me five bucks and I'll turn you into a real boy, no strings attached."

"Dianemarie Netti" Permalink