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Here's your hilarious joke:

So there's this woman, pregnant with triplets... ....And she's at the mall one day. A man comes out of no where and shoots her three times in the stomach. The woman is rushed to the hospital, and miraculously, all three babies survive. She gives birth to two daughters and a son, all without any problems for the first 16 years. After these 16 years go by, the mother is downstairs one day doing dishes and one of the daughters comes running downstairs, screaming and crying bloody murder. "MOM, MOM!!! I was peeing and something hard and metal came out, it looked like a bullet or something..." The mother calms her down and says, "Don't worry sweetie, I can explain why..." And proceeds to tell her the story of what happened all those years ago. Shortly after, the second daughter comes running down the stairs screaming and crying, "MOM, I was peeing, and something solid came out of me..." The mom then explains the same thing to her and peace is restored once again. Soon after, the son comes running down the stairs panicking. The mother asks "Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?" The son shouts "Hell no, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"