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Three Scientists Three scientists, a German, an Iranian, and an American, go to the Amazon rainforest to study plants. They parachute into middle of the rainforest and almost immediately get caught by a tribe of rainforest cannibals. The cannibals take the scientists to their leader and he tells them," we're going to use your teeth to make necklaces for our women, your scalps for hats, and then we're going to use the rest of your skin to make canoes, buy you may choose your own death." The German asks for the gun in his bag and shoots himself. The Iranian says,"I have some rope in my bag, I'll hang myself." The American asks,"can I have a fork?" The Indians were confused, but they brought him a fork and the American started poking holes in himself EVERYWHERE. The Indians start to panic and ask,"what the hell a are you doing?????" And he shouts,"FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CANOES"