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The Good Date Potato Pancake Joke Was recently told this joke by my professor. A boy is going on a date. Nervous, he asks the father for tips. The father runs the basics down and stresses one thing. "Now son, there are only three things you can talk about : Food, Family and Philosophy". The boy has no reason to doubt his father. He goes round the girl's house and picks her up and they drive to the restaurant. They order food, and say nothing after. It's incredibly awkward. "So..... Do you like potato pancakes?", the boy asks. "No.", she replies. The awkward tension builds. "Does your sister like potato pancakes?", he tries again. "I don't have a sister.", she replies. It's unbearable, the boy is mortified. He tries again, "Okay....if you had a sister, would she like potato pancakes?"

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