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The names of children My friend's little sister walked up to my friend and asked her about family traditions for a school project. "Well Violet, the way that our tradition works is as follows: when a child is born, the first thing that falls on their head will be their name, with a little variation. This can take days, weeks even, but it is a tradition and must be respected". Her younger sister Rosaline walked in, barely age five. "Lavender (My friend), why are you called Lavender?" My friend looked towards her younger sister in a little bit of annoyance. "I'm named Lavender because in our family there's a tradition. Whatever falls on our heads first will be the name that we're given. It can take days, weeks, but it's very well worth it. It's a tradition and it must be respected". Suddenly, from the hallway, a huge crashing was heard. A young boy stormed into the room and tried to bite the bedspread. "Fuck off Brick" Edit: Supersnazz is a good guy, autocorrect is a faggot