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My favorite "pearly gates" joke. Three men arrive at the pearly gates, and, one at a time, St. Peter asks them to recount their deaths for him. The first man replies, "I just knew that my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early from work to catch her in the act! I searched the apartment, and sure enough, there he was hanging from our balcony. I pried that bastards fingers loose, and watched him fall all 16 floors. He went through an awning, and survived the fall, so I picked up the mini fridge we keep next to that window to drop on his miserable head, when the cable must have gotten tied up around my leg and dragged me to my death." The next guy steps up, and recounts his story of woe; "I was doing my morning exercise on my 17th floor balcony, when I lost all my balance, and fell over the edge. By some miracle, I caught on to the balcony of my neighbours below me, but before I could shout for help, the crazy man pried my fingers loose and threw me off the building! It was another miracle that I landed on an awning and survived, but then a fridge fell out of the sky and killed me." The third guy stepped up, and started, "So I was hiding in this fridge, right..."