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One day an elderly Chinese grandfather gets a phone call from his son "Come quick, I'm about to be a dad!" says the son. So the grandfather rushes down to the hospital to see his daughter-in-law going into labour. "It's twins!" says the son excitedly. After many moments of screaming and pushing, the son is holding a beautiful Chinese boy. "What a handsome boy!" says the son proudly. The father can't help but agree as he admires his first grandchild. The wife prepares to deliver the second child as the first baby is laid down in a crib. After more agonising shouts and clenches, the son is holding a beautiful African boy. "Well, it's not what I expected" says the surprised son, "but he is still a handsome boy." The grandfather, however, grabs the African baby and runs to the bathroom. "Dad! What are you doing?!" the son exclaims. The grandfather opens the lid of the toilet and dumps the baby inside. "Son," he says, "ancient Chinese proverb been told in family for many generation..." He pushes the flush button and says "If it yellow, let it mellow..."
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