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Here's your hilarious joke:

Small head A guy walks into a bar with a head the size of a grapefruit. The bartender walks over and asks what happened, why is his head so small. The guy says for free drinks I'll tell you the story so the bartender gives him free drinks for the night. The guy starts his story, I was in the Navy and about 10 years ago my small ship hit a reef and all hands were lost but me, standing on the reef. After about a week when I was almost dead a mermaid popped up out of the water feeling sorry for me. She said I could have 3 wishes so I said I want a fancy yacht on its way to get me. She points to the horizon and here it comes. Then I said I want 100 million dollars on the yacht she said granted. Then I said I've been out to sea for a long time i havent had sex for a while. How about you come up on this reef with me and have sex. She said I'm a fish from the waist down I can't, then I said how about a little head?