Here's your hilarious joke:

Not the typical format for a post here, but thought it was worth sharing My grandfather passed away this week, and I'll always remember him for his jokes. He served in the military when he was younger, then raised 3 kids (including my mother). When my mother and my father were dating, he went over to their house just to stop by (he worked not too far away), and he saw my grandmother scratching off a lottery ticket. He asks "You ever win anything off of those tickets?", and my grandmother replies "Nothing big, but enough to let me keep buying 'em" and laughs. My grandfather walks in, and says "You know, [my dad], I won the lottery when I was younger. They called all my numbers!". My dad says "No kidding? What'd you win?", and my grandfather responded "A trip to Vietnam!"

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