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Here's your hilarious joke:

Buddy laid this one on me a while back. His acting made me believe it all the way till the punchline. Was at a party when a friend starts telling this story. You'll have to change some things around to make it work for you but it goes like this. So did you hear I got a ticket last week? I was driving down this farm road cause I thought it would be a short cut getting to my girlfriends house. Anyway it was late and the road didn't have any street lights, I didn't see this pig that was in the road and I hit it. Scared the crap out of me. I got out to see if there was any damage and to see if the pig was maybe still alive but it seemed dead. I didn't know what to do so I just sorta pulled it off to the side of the road and kept going. A few days later I got a ticket in the mail for hitting the pig. I couldn't believe it. That pig squealed on me.