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Here's your hilarious joke:

Paddy Irish man, Paddy English Man and Paddy Scots man. They all go to prison for 3 years. When they are all in their cells the warden comes and says "ok, to make this easier, you can all have one thing that will last you your 3 years inside". All 3 are jumping up and down with excitement. Paddy English man shouts " I want all the porn in the world" Paddy Scots man says "Give me 50 barrels of whiskey" and Paddy Irish Man shouts " I want a million cigarettes" Warden gives them what they want and five years later the warden opens the cell doors. Paddy English man with his cock hanging off cries "ill never look at a porno again" Paddy Scots man stumbles out. Paddy Irish man walks out to the warden all happy and smiling with a cigarette in his mouth and turns to the warden and says "Do you have a light"