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After months at sea, a sailor on leave goes off in search for... ...a piece of ass. He finds a whore house in town, goes up to the counter and says, "Mornin' my good man, I'm in need of your finest pussy, gimme the best you got!" "You got it!" replies the whore house manager. "That'll be $1000." "Well I don't have that much, give me the next best!" says the sailor. "No problem, that'll be $500." "I still don't have that much." says the sailor. After realizing he left his wallet on the ship, he searches his pockets for whatever he can find. "What can I get for $17.43?" The manager looks at him quizzically then replies, "Tell you what, you've been out there serving and protecting the country, as a thank you for your service I'm gonna take care of you. Go down to room 3, there'll be a girl waiting for you." Elated, the sailor pays the man and hurries to room 3. He enters to find a dim, candle-lit room, Barry White softly playing in the background, and a thin, sexy blond in her underwear laying on the bed waiting for him. Having waited so long for this moment he wastes no time on foreplay; he pounces on her and begins to fuck away! After a few minutes of banging he comes, and realizes that there is semen coming out of every orifice of this woman--eyes, nose, ears, everywhere. He quickly gathers his belongings, thanks her and leaves. On his way out the manager asks, "Everything satisfactory?" "Oh yeah, it was great," replies the sailor, "but I think you should get her to a doctor, I think something's wrong with her." "Not to worry sir, we'll be sure to check on her. Have a great day and come again!" After the sailor leaves the manager calls out to the janitor, "Hey Bill, go down to room 3, the dead one's full again!"