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Here's your hilarious joke:

3 dogs at the vet. First one says to the second "What are you in for?" He replies "I like to chase cars, but yesterday I caused an accident which killed someone, so they're going to put me down." Second dog asks the first "So what are you in for?" First replies. "I was at home the other day, sitting on the back porch just minding my own business, when the neighbours kids came over and started jumping on me and pulling my ears. So I bit one of the little pricks, and now I'm getting put down!" They both look to the third dog and ask what he's in for. "Well, this morning my owner was drying herself off after having a shower. When she bent over to dry her feet, I couldn't help myself, I took the opportunity and had my way with her." Second dog says. "So you're getting put down for that?!" He replies "Nah mate, I'm just getting my nails trimmed!"