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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man goes to his rabbi and says "I think my wife is trying to kill me!" A man goes to his rabbi and says, "Help, I think my wife is trying to poison me!" The rabbi says, "That can't be true! Here, let me go talk to her!" A time later, the rabbi returns and says "I spoke to your wife for 3 hours, and If i were you, I'd take the poison."