🤪J🤪KES

Here's your hilarious joke:

Man walks into a bar A gentleman walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender is making his drink, he notices the man go into his jacket and pull out a tiny stool and place it on the bar. After fumbling around in another pocket, he pulls out a tiny piano and places it next to the stool. He then goes into another pocket and pulls out a tiny man. The man walks over to the stool, pulls it up to the piano and begins to play. Astonished, the bartender asks, "Where did you get that tiny man?" The gentleman replies, "See, I found this bottle. And when you give it a nice rub, a genie will come out and grant you one wish." So he pulls the bottle out and hands it to the bartender. He rubs the bottle and a genie pops out. "You may have one wish!" She says. "I wish for a million bucks!" Replied the gleeful bartender. The genie nods her head and a cloud of smoke appears. When the smoke clears, the door to the bar opens and in walks a duck. And another duck. And more ducks. Until the whole bar is filled with ducks. The bartender turns to the gentleman and says, "Hey man I think your genie is hard of hearing." The gentleman replies, "Of course she is! You really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist???"