Here's your hilarious joke:

Charlie goes to hell Charlie was very, very bad, and when he died he went to Hell, of course. He was SO bad that the Devil met him personally, shook his hand and said "Charlie, just for you we are giving you a choice of not one not two but three - that's THREE - Hells to choose from! YOU get to pick where you'll spend eternity!" Charlie, quite flattered, says "lead the way!" and the Devil takes him to Door Number One and opens it. Charlie looks in - and sees a huge room full of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. Charlie is a wee bit disappointed and says "mmph - let's see the next one." So the Devil takes him to Door Number Two, opens it, and Charlie sees a huge room full of people - all standing on their heads on a steel floor. Charlie isn't sure - after all eternity is a loooong time - and says "okaaaay - let's see the next one." The Devil takes Charlie to yet another door, and opens it. OMG the SMELL!!! At first Charlie can't even see it's so bad and he's coughing and choking. But when his eyes finally clear, and he can catch his breath, he sees that it's a huge room full of people - all standing up to their knees in shit, all drinking coffee. Well at first Charlie says "are you freaking kidding me??" But after mulling it over for a while, thinks "Well, I'm sure I'd get used to the smell after a thousand years or so. And it's clearly not as hard as brick or steel. And I DO like coffee..." So, making up his mind, he tells the Devil, "I'll take Hell Number Three!" So the Devil stands to the side saying "As you wish," and Charlie wades in and takes his place, up to his knees in shit, and looks around for his coffee cup. Then the Devil takes his leave, and just as the door is closing, yells out... "OK everybody - coffee break is over! Back on your heads!"

"Nonie Korella" Permalink