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Here's your hilarious joke:

Jesus is walking through the Holy land... and he comes across a large group of excited people. He walks up to he group and asks, "what is going on?" An excited villager looks at him and yells "We caught a witch! Go grab a stone! We're gonna stone her!" Jesus think about the comments and walks to he center of the group. there is a little old lady staked out on he ground. He walks calmly up to her and looks into her soul. He sees that this lady has done no wrong and she has been falsely accused. Jesus think for a moment and raises his hands into the air. Being a man with a tremendous god given ability the crowd falls silent. Jesus says in a commanding voice "LET HE WHO HAS NO SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE!" The crowd stands dumbfounded. Nobody moves or says anything. Everybody just looks at each other. Then way in the back there is a little screaming. The crowd parts to see another little old lady running to the center of the group with a large rock over her head. She runs up to the witch and slams the rock down on her had killing her instantly. The crowd is awestruck, and just looks at one another with confused looks on their faces. Jesus looks at the little old lady and says, "If I have told you once, I've told you a million times not to come to these things mom!"