Here's your hilarious joke:

Mixed emotions. A husband & wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of “Mixed Emotions”. The husband turned to his wife & said, “That is an absolute bunch of crap. I bet you can not tell me anything that will make me happy & sad at the same time.” The wife said: “out of all your friends, you have the biggest Dick.”

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