"Two hunters are in the woods when one is killed by a bear"

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Two hunters are in the woods when one is killed by a bear... The second hunter scared off the bear, and immediately rang 911. 'I'm in the woods with my friend' he said. 'He was mauled by a bear, I think he might be dead! What should I do?' The operator at the other end replied 'Well the first thing you must do is make sure he is definitely dead'. The hunter thanks the operator and the line goes dead. As the operator waits, he hears a faint gunshot, before the hunter returns. 'Ok, what should I do now?'

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