Here's your hilarious joke:

A dog, a pig, and a horse are in a band (Worth the read) They are relatively unknown, and are struggling to become popular. They play gig after gig but cannot seem to break through. The horse soon falls into despair, and resorts to doing drugs. He is kicked out of the band, and right after he leaves the band hits it big. Contract labels are starting to pay attention to them. The horse goes back to the others and pleads to be let back into the band, and they decide to give him another shot. They play a few more gigs, getting more and more popular, until they have one huge gig halfway across the world, a multi million dollar deal. They all go to bed early the next night so they can get up for the plane ride. The horse, however is too excited to sleep, and ends up oversleeping and missing the plane. The dog and pig leave without him, figuring that he just didn't want to go. The horse rushes to the airport, only to find the manager in tears. He asks why, and finds out that the plane carrying the band crashed and there were no survivors. Overwhelmed by grief and worrying about the future, the horse says he needs a drink. The horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

"Janean Elise" Permalink