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The Germans And The Jewish Prisoner Joke. During the second world war a group of German soldiers had captured some opposing enemy soldiers - each were different nationality. One was an Englishman, one was French, one was a Russian and the last prisoner was a Jew. They were all put in a dingy prison cell. The Germans decided to execute the captured soldiers. They decided amongst themselves that the most enjoyable way to kill the enemy soldiers was to ask them their profession, when they were civilians back home. They would then be killed by their individual professions. The first was the Englishman. The Germans asked him what his profession was. He said, "blacksmith". The Germans bound his hands let down his trousers, placed his penis on an anvil and hammed his penis till he died. The rest of the prisoners shivered in terror, but did not notice the Jew, who has moved away from them and was standing in the far corner of the cell. The second prisoner was the Frenchman. The Germans asked him what his profession was. He said, "baker". And so the Germans bound his hands let down his trousers, and roasted his penis over a brazier of burning coals, in full view of the others. The Frenchman died in agony. The third prisoner was a Russian. They inquired of him his profession. He said, "tailor". They bound the hands of the Russian, let down his trousers and stuck needles in his penis till at last the Russian gave up his ghost. Finally the Germans turned to the last prisoner - the Jew. He refused to come out of the cell. So they went into the cell and dragged him out. They asked the Jew what his profession was. The Jew looked at the Germans square in the face and sniggered, but refused to answer. The Germans became angry and started slapping the Jew who eventually yelled at them. "All right, I will confess. I'm a lollypop maker and you can suck mine off!!!"