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Here's your hilarious joke:

A English man, a French man and an American man are exploring the Amazon Forest. Suddenly, a tribe of people appear from behind some bushes. "You are on our sacred land." the leader says. "According to tradition, we have to skin you alive and turn you into a canoe, but that's a little too morbid. Instead, you can decide how you want to die." The English man says, give me a gun. The French man says, give me some poison. The American man says, give me a fork. The English man says "Long live the Queen" before shooting himself in the head. The French man says "France forever" before drinking the poison. The American man says "MAKE A CANOE OUTTA THIS BITCHES" and stabs himself repeatedly in the chest until he's nothing but a bloody mess.