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B'dum tsss A collection of jokes I have found over the years about drummers. **NOTE:** Before you get offended, I AM A DRUMMER. I FIND THESE FUNNY TOO. 1. What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant 2. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up 3. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted 4. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality 5. Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither 6. What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?" 7. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw it in, four to say that Neil Peart could've done it better 8. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So that they can use the handicapped parking space 9. How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him the money for the pizza 10. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer Anyone got any more?