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Here's your hilarious joke:

Poor farmers Farmers are having an awful time at the moment in Ireland. No grants, no profit, just terrible. John: "Well Tom how are things, how's the farming?" Tom: "Bad John, I think I'm going to switch from milking cows to raising cocks" John: "Why is that?" Tom: "Well farmers need the cocks to breed with the hens so there will be a rake of money in it." John: "How many cocks have you got?" Tom: "Only the 3, come down to the haggard and I'll show you. One is normal, one is dyslexic and the other is gay." Cock 1: "Cockle-Doodle-Doo!" Cock 2: "Doodle-Doo-A-Cock!" Cock 3: "Any-Cock'll-Doo!"