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Here's your hilarious joke:

Little Johnny spends the day watching a house being built... "Why Johnny, where were you all afternoon?" his mother asks. "I've been watching them work on the new house getting built down the street. I'm learning all about being a carpenter!" "Oh really?" she asks, amused. "What kind of wood are they building it out of?" "Why, they're using no-good goddamn low-budget bullshit wood, mom!" "Johnny! Watch your language! Why I'll bet you haven't been watching the construction site at all, have you?!" "Sure I have! They've been putting in piece-of-shit doors all afternoon, and just before I left they put in another sonuvabitch window!" Aghast, Johnny's mother stands up straight and tells him, "Johnny! You go out there this instant and *cut me a switch*!" Johnny looks thoughtful for a moment and replies, "Nah, fuck it, mom. That's a job for the electrician."