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The old couple An old married couple is on vacation to Israel. While there the wife has a heart attack and dies. The husband contacts a funeral home. The undertaker explains that it will cost $100 to bury her in Israel, or they could ship her home and bury her there for $10000. The husband thinks for a short while and says: "I will pay the $10000 to take her home". "But why?" the undertaker asks incredously. "This is the holy land". The husband replies: "I heard a man was buried here a couple thousand years ago and he came back to life after three days. I'm sorry, but I just can't risk it".

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