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Here's your hilarious joke:

A woman went to a pet shop saying she wanted an exotic animal. The owner wasn't used to hearing such a request, and so brought out all of his exotic specimens for display. The woman liked them, but they weren't what she had in mind. "Have you got anything else?" she asked. "Well, we do have ONE left over..." replied the shopkeeper, and went into the back. He came back a while later with a small ball of fluff in his hand. "What is THAT?" the woman asked. "It's a furburger!" the shopkeeper replied. "Watch this," he said to the woman. He cleared his throat and said, "furburger, the wall!" and suddenly, the furburger leapt up and demolished the wall. "Furburger, the door!" said the shopkeeper, and then the furburger destroyed the door. The woman was sold. "I'll take it!" she said. "May I just ask, why exactly do you want this?" the shopkeeper asked. "Oh, it's for my husband," she replied. The woman went home, and placed the furburger in the middle of the hall. Her husband got home, and, noticing the ball of fluff in the middle of the floor, shouted: "WHAT'S THIS?" The woman replied, "oh, that's just a furburger." The husband snorted, "furburger... my ass!"