Here's your hilarious joke:

The circus midget married the tall woman... When they returned from the honeymoon a friend asked him how it went, he said "Not too good." "Why not?" the friend asked. The midget answered, "When we were nose to nose, my toes were in it. When we were toes to toes my nose was in it. When I was where I was supposed to be, I got lonesome, there was no one to talk to.

"Lee Harlie" Permalink