Here's your hilarious joke:

A boy meets a girl's father for the first time A boy comes over to his girlfriend's house so he could take her out to a dance. There he meets her father for the first time. As the girlfriend gets ready, the boy nervously takes a seat in the living room with the father. No words are spoken as the boy waits, clearly intimidated by the older man. Finally the father breaks the silence. "You know my daughter, she loves to screw." The boy couldn't believe his ears. "Come again sir?" "Yeah, she loves to screw. She tells me all the time. You two should do that tonight. It's her favorite!" "Are you sure you're okay with that?" "Sure! She can screw all night long, that girl." The boy, now excited, waited anxiously until his girlfriend was ready and took her to the dance with this new information at hand. The father even gives him a little wink as the couple leave the house. The boy couldn't be happier. A few hours later however, the daughter comes barreling home with tears streaming her face. The boy is running behind her with a visible red mark of a hand across his face. They get to the father and the daughter screams: "It's called the TWIST dad! The fucking TWIST!"

"Hermione Sidonia" Permalink