Here's your hilarious joke:

10 Inch Bic A man was rowing in a fishing boat with another man. They were rowing for about 2 hours when the first man took out a 10 inch Bic lighter and lit a smoke. He asked the other man, "Want a cig?" The other man declined but he was curious, "Where did you such a big lighter from, I must ask?" The man told him, "I have a genie that can grant me one wish, he can also grant others one wish. But sadly his hearing is very poor so be careful what you wish for." The other man said, "Could I possibly have a go at it?" The man said, "Sure you can, good luck!" And he pulled out a shiny lamp and handed it to the man. The other man rubbed it and said into it, "I wish for one million bucks!" Nothing happened at all and the man said, "I'm just fuckin' with you, both the lighter and the lamp costed me 10 dollars at the pawn shop.

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