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4th of July Alcohol puns: American Heroes edition. So this all started with Abraham Drinkin. Help us come up with more. It has to be a character from American History to celebrate today as well as some sort of alcohol theme. Here's what we have so far (some are better than others) : Abraham Drinkin John Wilkes Booze Rosa Parched Frederick Mugless Harry S. Brew-man Alexander HamilTurnt Ciroc Obama Slam-eul Adams Druncle Sam George Whiskington George Sloshington George W Busch Lite Condoleeza Rice-Wine Bud W. Eisenhower Theodore Brewsanvelt Buzz'd Aldrin Malt Disney Millard Fill-more in my cup Davy Crunkett Albert Winestein Tequila Earhart Martin Luther Gin Jr Harriet Chugman Pale Ale Earnhardt Jr Malcolm Dos XX Coaster Cleveland William Cask Al Patron Richard Mixin' Donald Rumsmell'd Jesse Jameson Donald Drunk Jimi Hendrinks Boozin B. Anthony

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