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Here's your hilarious joke:

So the guy asks the pharmacist for a "little help"... "Ya gotta help me, doc!" cried the man. "I'm not as young as I used to be, and I've got two hot women coming over tonight!" The pharmy says "I've got just the thing! A little Spanish Fly! Be sure to only use *one drop* per day like the instructions say!" The man goes home, and decides that if one drop is good, two would be better, and three best of all. The next day, he goes back to the pharmacy. He's lost 30 pounds, his eyes are sunken, and he looks like crap. "Hey doc! You got any Ben-Gay?" The alarmed pharmacist asks "What happened?" The guy whips out his dick, which looks rather like raw hamburger. The pharmacist says "My God! You're not going to put Ben-Gay on *that*, are you?" The man says "Hell, no! The Ben-Gay's for my arm! Those girls never showed up last night!"